Payment / Delivery

We accept the following methods of payment:

Cash, cheque with valid guarantee card, Most major credit and debit cards.

Also on occasion we have been known to take Dogs (especially Lurchers and Greyhounds), Cats (the bigger the better), Goldfish (all types) and Biscuits (any variety but preferably Jammie Dodgers).

Please note our willingness to accept such items can depend on relevant wildly fluctuating world exchange rates and on the status of the pending divorce papers.